Aliens Abduct World Leaders, Cause Global Mayhem suggest Brits
Date: 27 June, 2017.
Place: London, England.
Just a couple of weeks ago, Chibundu Onuzo, a columnist in British online newspaper The Guardian, published some reflections on a very concerning situation that has been developing for some time: extraterrestrial beings seem to have started to get involved in politics.
“The hacking group Anonymous believes that NASA is on the verge of announcing proof of alien life. For years, the space agency has been trawling through the universe, probing galaxies and solar systems, sifting through cosmic dust, spending millions if not billions searching for beings that did not originate on planet Earth”, Mr Onuzo wrote.
“Really, they needn’t have bothered. I could have told them about my first alien encounter for free”, he expressed. “It happened three years ago at a gala, where the great and good of London were gathered. Towards the end of the evening, a prominent politician gave a speech. He moved the crowd to laughter and cheers with his textbook public-school delivery and his cultivated, dishevelled charm. When he descended from the stage, a swarm of fans surrounded him”, he added.
According to Mr Onuzo, when he got closer to the man, he immediately noticed that something was wrong. “The waxy pallor of his face: a close approximation but not quite accurate simulacrum of human skin. The jerky movements that added comedy on stage now seemed out of place in the personal conversations he was having. And lastly the eyes: dead and lifeless”, the columnist explained. “The alien inside had fallen asleep and put his body suit on autopilot”, he commented.
He affirmed that, from that moment, he has witnessed an increasing number of extraterrestial beings getting involved in politics. “From Washington to New Delhi to Nairobi, the aliens are on the rise and plotting world domination every night in their secret Twitter language of Covfefe”, he said. One only has to look at the state of the planet – climate change out of control, never-ending wars, and refugee crises – to agree that extra-terrestrials determined to destroy it”, he asserted.
“And they are getting bolder. The Nigerian president, Muhammadu Buhari, has been missing for over a month on sick leave. Nothing has been heard from him, except an audio clip. Perhaps Anonymous will soon confirm my suspicions that there has been an alien abduction”, Mr Onuzo expressed.
Draw your own conclusions…
For further information: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/27/nasa-aliens-abductions
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