Trudeau once famously quipped that “there’s no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation”. Of course, he never said anything about bloggers. Once again Apartment613 and Venus Envy are sticking our noses in where they don’t belong. The second annual Big Sexy O-Town Survey will get the intimate details of what really goes on in Ottawa’s bedrooms, bars and bordellos. Our goal: is to provide a safe and serious place to discuss sexual issues of great import, such as what’s your favourite Ottawa burlesque troupe and whether you’ve ever made out on Parliament Hill.

Last year, over 700 people completed the survey (you can see the results here and here). This year’s survey, authored once again by our Dirty Laundry columnist, the incomparable Nadine Thornhill, will focus on the sexy places of the NCC: the bars, parties, restaurants and landmarks that put that little extra swing in your step. The survey’s 22 questions cover four key areas: Pleasurable Places (where you go to get jiggy in the city), Getting to Know You (places to meet up or make out); Sexy Shopping (where to you go for that special butt plug) and Provoking Personalities (crush-worthy city councillors and more).

The survey will remain open until Tuesday, January 31 and the results will be released on Apartment613 on February 14 (aka Valentine’s Day). No one will know who you are (not even us!), so be as honest as you like.

Fill out the entire survey for a chance to win an excellent prize courtesy of Venus Envy – a top notch Lelo sex toy worth over $100.

Disclaimer: Apartment613’s Big Sexy O-Town survey is intended for kicks and giggles. No fancy statistical techniques were harmed in the creation of this survey.

(Click here to take the survey if you have trouble with the embedded version).