Extraterrestrials: Barack Obama officially declares position : The Canadian Business Daily

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Extraterrestrials: Barack Obama officially declares position

(NATIONALPOST.com) -- The White House has officially cleared up one of the great issues of our day, declaring that it has never been in direct contact with life from other planets, nor does it have any evidence that there is life on other planets, nor does it have knowledge or evidence of　 extraterrestrials living secretly among us, now or ever.

Rats.

Phil Larson, who works on space policy and communications at the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, posted an official statement on the web site of the new “We the People” feature, which the Obama administration introduced as a means for ordinary Americans to raise policy concerns. Anyone can post a petition, and if enough other people sign on, the administration provides an official answer.

Asked to acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence on Earth, Larson replied:

The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.

However, that doesn’t mean the subject of life outside our planet isn’t being discussed or explored. In fact, there are a number of projects working toward the goal of understanding if life can or does exist off Earth.

He outlined a few initiatives before noting that “many scientists and mathematicians … have come to the conclusion that the odds are pretty high that somewhere among the trillions and trillions of stars in the universe there is a planet other than ours that is home to life.”

Then he gets back to spoiling the fun: “Many have also noted, however, that the odds of us making contact with any of them—especially any intelligent ones—are extremely small, given the distances involved. But that’s all statistics and speculation. The fact is we have no credible evidence of extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.”

No Roswell. No Area 51. No ET. No mysterious flying objects no one can explain. No Men in Black. No My Favourite Martian.

Of course, the statement won’t have any impact. It’s all part of the conspiracy. The cover-up. You think a low-level apparatchik like Larson is going to know the truth? I bet Obama doesn’t know the truth. This stuff is way to secret to trust the President. Cheney might know — Cheney could even be from another planet, which may be why he disappeared for long stretches during the Bush years.

One thing we do know for sure, though.

They’re out there.